Things that annoy me usually piss me off. I’m sorry, but I’m funny like that

 

When I have written exact instructions and yet somehow they're not followed.

 

How much do I have to pay to get the xnxx incest filter
Gives me the heebiejeebies

 

Those bastards.
So a while back I bought a popular brand razor with refills. Now I used up all my refills so I went to purchase some more and I couldn’t find any that would fit into that particular razor I looked at 3 stores.

 

@Triangle_7 tagging people to mock them

 

Phone salespeople. It’s time for me to renew my cell contract and upgrade my phone, and I’m dreading going to the store to do it. The guys are all pushy and are just really obnoxious. Do you want this? You’ll need that? Let’s increase your memory!

I may just order it online and figure it out myself.

 

I'm not much of a beer drinker but every winter for years I have enjoyed the Sam Adams Winter Beer collection, especially the Old Fezziwig Ale. It's always been available in winters past. Last year I only found it once. And this year I couldn't find it at all even though every store I went to had an empty spot in the cooler with a price tag for the winter beer collection. What the heck?

 

I made a facebook post saying "Yay" for having a snow day, and got chastised for it. Apparently I can't get excited about an unexpected day off because I don't work 365 days a year minus weekends (her words.)

 

@SoutheastUSofA
Huh. Well, it sounds like you've run into what we always say at Shooters dinner table;
Only two kinds of folks at this table; quick ones and hungry ones.

 

When trying to follow a new recipe, the author interchanges weights and volumes for ingredients. For example:

8oz (1 Cup) grated cheese

Is that 8oz of cheese weighed BEFORE I grate it, or is it 1 cup of grated cheese? Because depending on the grater, 8ounces of solid cheese can yield 4-6 cups of grated cheese.

 

I got to work an hour early because of the weather.
Now I'm all hopped up on caffeine.

 

Taking things out of the microwave and leaving the remaining time on the screen

 

People who are selling stuff online (craigslist, marketplace, ect) without pics

 

When I buy a super cute sweater online but the sizing is off so it doesn’t fit.

 

When the liquor store is out of Apple Crown Royal

 

Conspiracy theorists, flat earthers, holocaust deniers, etc.

 

Commercials, commercials, commercials

Lately I been witnessing the same repetitive commercial shown 3x straight.
Weird

 

Drivers hanging in my blind spot! If you're in the other guys blind spot move, pass or drop back...I realize we should all check first but why hang there.